Thursday, April 9, 2009

The Top Five...

...Things I Have Learned In Nursing School:
  1. Don't smoke
  2. Don't get fat
  3. Exercise
  4. Eat healthy and drink lots of fluids that don't include alcohol
  5. Even if you do all of the above, if you live in wonderful NC, you will still get hypertension, diabetes, heart disease, cancer, or have a stroke...and get kidney stones from all of the Bojangles sweet tea

Lesson for the day: Life is short. Eat, drink, smoke, tan, be happy b/c no matter what, you are probably already screwed.

2 comments:

  1. I completely agree with that concept

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  2. sO tRUE Bojangles is death wrapped up in a bag. But very good stuff

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